graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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“i almost wrote wtf on this test”
— my sister as she’s grading her students’ tests (via officialmcdonaldsblog)

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realsushi:

meladoodle:

i was curious to see how tall angelina jolie was and im so confused at the display picture from google, why this picture… why is this her main picture

jennifer anniston has some pull over at google, it seems….

(via southwatertribe)

thisgingerischronic:

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

mom jokes > dad jokes

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thefandomsareattacking:

dustpanfairytale:

deckthebunkers:

thedavesofourlives:

janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!

edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!

WHY IS THIS PERSON A JANITOR

How the fuck is he writing in comic sans

It’s not as hard as you think especially on a white board

(via ohshitweareoutofcoffee)

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

(via that-kid-from-the-internet)

punkbread:

when all your favorite people are online

image

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deathbycas:

dingle-dangle:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

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aaronaaronanthony:

Half a mandala. @thecirclelondon

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