maxxxie74:

zombiesandporn:

 

georgetakei:

Please. Someone make this happen. Please. http://ift.tt/1pE5oFL

no, seriously. this would be awesome. like, if the contestants are able go two months living under 100% biblical laws, then the producers will give them $30,000 each. 

but if the contestants break the rules, or back out of the show, then THEY have to donate 10,000 to a marriage equality organization.

at some point somebody is going to break a rule that, by biblical law, is punishable by stoning. so the rest of the contestants have to make the choice of forfeiting the contest, or stoning the person to death. if they stay, the producers have them arrested for attempted murder.  

win/win!

It got better!

(via theonechelsey)

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

(via crunchier)

masterofallvillainy:

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

(via gayedupp)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(via pemsylvania)

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:


Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:

Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

(via lets-party-in-hell)

the-yolocaust:

clowis:

the-yolocaust:

i need like 40 more followers hell yeah

what do you need them for

were taking north korea by sundown

(via amentes-somniantes)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via crunchier)