bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

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weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

(via lets-party-in-hell)

deeeeaaan:

celestial-sexhair:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

you just broke the fourth wall

well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time

(via northern-downpour-97)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via fuckmeimgoingtohell)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via fuckmeimgoingtohell)

“i almost wrote wtf on this test”
— my sister as she’s grading her students’ tests (via officialmcdonaldsblog)

(via nebranska)

realsushi:

meladoodle:

i was curious to see how tall angelina jolie was and im so confused at the display picture from google, why this picture… why is this her main picture

jennifer anniston has some pull over at google, it seems….

(via southwatertribe)

thisgingerischronic:

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

mom jokes > dad jokes

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thefandomsareattacking:

dustpanfairytale:

deckthebunkers:

thedavesofourlives:

janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!

edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!

WHY IS THIS PERSON A JANITOR

How the fuck is he writing in comic sans

It’s not as hard as you think especially on a white board

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