s-p-o-o-k-y-n-o-i-r:

studythesnow:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

The pen is mightier than the penis

HolyFuck

s-p-o-o-k-y-n-o-i-r:

studythesnow:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

The pen is mightier than the penis

Holy
Fuck

(via teenytigress)

judgemebymyurldoyou:

Did it ever occur to you that the music you’re listening to now you’ll hear again in 30 years on some oldies station in the car with your kid and you’ll remember listening to your favorite band on your old computer in your old bedroom wondering how one band could change your life like this one has and then you’ll finally understand why your parents only listened to the oldies when you were a kid.

(via a-tri-polar-supernova)

Let me explain sexuality to you

jessie-beth:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

image

Pansexual:

image

Asexual:

image

You are now informed.

Actually, this really clears it up for me.

(via let-me-innow)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via ecooli)

tam-tam-blr:

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

OMFG desiredexit LEXIE YOU NEED TO SEND THIS TO MATT WITH A PLANE TICKET INSIDE

(via rainbowznunicornzpride)

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

(via amentes-somniantes)

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(via teenytigress)

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

(via ifeeleverythingandnothing)