shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

(via apocalys)

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

(via squintlife)

disvalue:

girls who like being choked during sex are neato

(via suchvodka)

sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

(via loveit-dreamit-liveitx)

grawly:

hologran:



STOP
lostmoonchild:


wild-for-the-night-23:

lesbian rule #1: always reblog megan fox and amanda seyfried making out

ay pa

lostmoonchild:

wild-for-the-night-23:

lesbian rule #1: always reblog megan fox and amanda seyfried making out

ay pa

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“I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.”

thatsrocksolid:

When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell cause I’m a piece of shit, it ain’t hard to fucking tell. It don’t make sense going to heaven with the goodie goodies dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies…

This is one of the realest songs I’ve ever heard. You’re lying if you haven’t felt like this at least once.

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fandomodyssey:

georgiasheeran:

real-gifs:

interesting-and-useful-links:

The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World 
Nurses Held This Newborn Up To Meet His Mommy For The First Time. What He Did Next Melted My Heart. 
15 Awesome Uses For LEGO You’d Never Think Of.
Wait Until You See This Random Stranger’s Unbelievable Tip to a Waitress.
11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers
These Crazy Hotels Are The Closest Thing To Paradise On Earth! 
Hand Drawn Art That You Won’t Believe Is Real!
11 Reasons Why Being Single Is Awesome
Michael Jackson’s Alleged Son POSITIVE DNA Match 
20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats 
14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses
The Best Movies Coming Out This Year
13 Amazing Photos of Things Cut in Half
12 Strangely Satisfying Photos Of Things Inside This Man’s Beard
13 Hypnotizing GIFs That Show How Everyday Things Are Made 
13 Totally Awesome Acts Of Kindness.
The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs.
The Best Way To Pass Time On The Train
14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis
What Cities Would Look Like Without Any Lights
21 Things You Might Not Know About Jurassic Park 
The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time
20 Microwave Life Hacks You Might Not Know About 
27 Incredible Views You’d Only See If You Were A Bird
11 Animals Being Jerks

*clicks on every link and spends the rest of my night like*


Literally what I did..

“bored”
aka
avoiding schoolwork 

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

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ladiesorgtfo:

mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens

(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?

katzenkinder?

literally: “cat children”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE

DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT

IT’S FLEDERMAUS

FLUTTER-MOUSE

HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.

DUDELSACK

doodle sack

seriously

But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 

So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 

I love German.

Reblogging for the German lesson.

light bulb = “Glühbirne”, literally glow pear

also we have an obsession with pockets apparently

flashlight = “Taschenlampe”, pocket lamp

paperback = “Taschenbuch”, pocket book

tissue = “Taschentuch”, pocket cloth

also the sausage thing is kinda legit because there’s a song that contains the line “alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei” meaning everyhing has an end, but sausage has two

what is German even

(via macadamized)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

this will always be one of my favorite pictures

image

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