tranquilsouls:

scumi:

most favorite quote of all time.

wow

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This is the tumblr group hug. Pass it on.

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“jinkies i lost my glasses!”
— velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via scottthepilgrim)

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afterellen:

Jodie Foster marries Alexandra Hedison

In an exclusive, E! is reporting that out actor/director Jodie Foster married L Word alum Alexandra Hedison over the weekend.

According to E!, the couple began dating almost a year ago. Foster has two sons with former partner Cydney Bernard and Hedison is the former girlfriend of Ellen DeGeneres.  

Congrats to the newlyweds!

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passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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cronstantine:

iceyl:

Well, now we know who spits and who swallows.

Well, now I’m dying on the floor. lmao

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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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